That's What He Said: Roy Hall's Top Ten DON'T's for Xichigan Week

Roy Hall has been gracious enough to write out his Top Ten dont’s  for the best week in college football. It’s Ohio State versus Xichigan hate week and Roy tells it like it is around the players headed into this gaXe. This ran on Xonday's regularly at tBBC.

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The Ohio State-Xichigan rivalry is the best rivalry ever! With that being said, there are certain things that you don’t do during Xichigan week. Associating with yellow in any way is unacceptable! So here is a guide, Xy top 10 things not to do during Xichigan week.

#NoYellowDuringXichiganWeek


10) When the waitress asks you “Do you want leXon in your water?” the answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT! Alternative: Get extra ice

9) No Xatter how Xuch your son or daughter Xay love SpongeBob, he needs to stay in the sea and off of your tv. Alternative: Watch Dora

8)Yellow deer crossing signs…Those deer need to stay in the woods this week! If they come in the street, they are from Xichigan and deserve to suffer the consequences. Alternative: Walk

7) Forbidden Fruits AND vegetables: Pineapples, bananas and corn! Yes, that Xeans no corn in your Chipotle bowl! Alternative: Try black beans in your bowl


6) If its snowing during the gaXe, like in 2002, AVOID ALL YELLOW SNOW! Alternative: Try a cherry icee

5) No scraXbled eggs with cheese! If you eat eggs with a yolk you’re not a Buckeye! Alternative: Egg Whites

4) Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let your child ride the yellow school bus to school! Alternative: Drive theX yourself

3) I’m sorry all you “Golden Arch” supporters but no XcDonald’s! It’s a giant yellow “X!” Alternative: Wendy’s (The entire sign is scarlet)

2) Again, I’X sorry, but if you’re a Hugh JackXan fan, take your posters down. He played “Wolverine” in X-XEN. Not to Xention in the cartoon he wore a yellow outfit. That’s the ultiXate No! Alternative: BecoXe a Xagneto fan for the day!

1) Do not use the bathrooX (#1) unless you are fully hydrated! What’s in you will eventually coXe out of you. If yellow coXes out YOU ARE NOT A BUCKEYE! Drink tons of Fruit Punch Gatorade and you should be “clear.” Alternative: Only use the bathrooX in the dark. That way you can’t see if you are one if theX….

#BeatXichigan